$20 is $20
'...and let's get basted!'
'But people might think I'm stupid!'
'Choose' your own adventure
'Fuck Yeah!! 2015!'
'Hey baby it's nice and warm inside, come on in'
'I Love College'
'It all started on the day of my actual birth...'
'Make sure you get the right size', she said. 'Nah, they're all the same size', I said.
'Mommy, is that boat from the nineteen eighties?' -My 6 year old
'My cousin's friend let her son wear this hoodie on picture day if he promised to take it off for the photo. He didn't.'
'My coworker and I just realised something'
'OH Dear...honey, i think they're about to blow up the plane. God help us.'
'Today is the proudest day of my life. I successfully took a picture of me high fiving myself'
'Try and get my dark side'
'What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson
'Wife Discovers Browser History,' unknown artist, c. 1586
'You fool. No man can kill me!'
-r-4chan's Admin protest image.
10 out of 10: Grace, Skill, Execution
1983 was an exciting time.
2 Fast 2 Festive
2016 in a nutshell
2016 summed up in one picture.
25% Drake, 25% The Hound, 25% Napoleon Dynamite, 25% Billy Zane
404 Sky not found
A Bit of Fry and Laurie
A Brief History of Shaved Heads with Full Beards
A Local Plumbers truck decal.
A Modern Love Story
A Thanksgiving dinner with girlfriend's family. (Artist unknown)
A bible store in Kansas has trouble understanding the meaning of this quote
A class of schoolchildren was asked to write haikus. One wrote this. It's a masterpiece.
A co-worker got tired of people asking where Ed is
A comic that I made in high school. (Sorry about the comic sans. I was stupid back then)
A dad insisting on using his 'selfie stick'...
A day at the cat museum
A documentary worth watching
A final 'Fuck You' from 2016 [X-Post -r-fuck2016]
A friend nailed Halloween and 3D printed his own face
A friend of mine has received this note from the guy next door...
A friend of mine posted on this on facebook, captioned 'when you're a new vegetarian and don't know what to eat.'
A grandson gives a meaningful Christmas card to his grandpa.
A great student
A keyboard from the BuzzFeed office.
A kid at my school had been hiding these behind the windows.
A lifetime of trust issues start here.
A little kiss
A natural response.
A short poem by Google.
A sign by the airport in Helsinki, Finland [x-post r-europe]
A snippet from today's Times diary
A very carefully compiled wordsearch
ALL you need to know about the Brangelina divorce.
Aaaaand, they're off!
Accidental Racism (OC)
Accidental Snow White Cosplay
Act natural, lads
Adam & Eve started the tradition we still see today
Adopting a dog
Adrian Shine, the leader of the Loch Ness Project, looks exactly like how I imagined the leader of the Loch Ness Project looks like
Adult Life in a nutshell.
After no-shave november comes....
After not taking attendance all quarter, my TA was out of town on exam day. This was the last question.
Ain't no party like...
Ain't no traffic like incoming traffic
All 30 sheep are ready farmer
All I could think of when I saw this tv's stock photo
All I wanted was a nice photo
All around me are familiar faces...
All day this couple ran up to different Batmans, yelled 'son!' and then dropped to the floor.
All of Alec Baldwins brothers just look like failed clones
All this drama...
Always double check the measurements when purchasing home decor online.
Always love a bit of good self-deprecation
Am I doing this right?
Am I dying?
Am I to understand...
Amazon user reviews keyboard.
American men have always hated manuals
American television according to Europeans
An aunt sent me this...
An essential part of the Bahsten lexicon.
An exact replica of the Iron Throne.
An inbred dog
An interesting prop for the Christmas pageant, Johnny.
An international student ran into our office wearing oven mitts, panicking about a 'pig with swords' in his apartment.
And then Jimmy threw his head back in a gigantic fit of laughter!
Ann. The hero we need.
Anybody else ever miss out on easy money?
Apparently I'm late for an important meeting with my cat
Apple accidentally leaked an iPhone 8 advertisement.
Apples new Air Pods. Wireless. Effortless. Magical. and...
Applying to jobs
Aren't we all?
Arthritis Convention California
As a german I feel uncomfortable doing this.
As we go into this holiday season..
Asked Siri to look up a phone number at a stop light, almost got rear ended.
Aspire for greatness
Assistant branch manager
Astronaut Thomas Marshburn Forgets About Gravity In An Exit Interview Following The Expedition 35 Space Mission
At 5 months old my son already has the best school photo ever
At first I thought there were two dogs.
At the bookstore
Audience lady has a crush on Conan
Australia in a nutshell.
Auto-correct goes for a Hail Mary.
Back in my day the struggle was real
Bad to the bone
Baiting deer is illegal!
Banana For Scale
Batman only fights crime at night because...
Battled egg stealing rat for months. Once killed, I gave it the memorial it deserved.
Be your own hero.
Being single on Thanksgiving be like:
Bender is wise
Best bathroom stall writing! Laughter helps it come out
Best police report I've ever read.
Best thing about living with your parents
Beyoncé the destroyer
Biggest leek in World History, how is Reddit not talking about this?
Black Friday Shopping
Black dude’s sign at a hockey game
Blind farmer on thanksgiving
Blowing all your wages
Bo's advice for young people
Bought an Irish advent calendar
Brutally honest sign
Built myself a lego leg while I wait for my real one to be built
But no warnings about leopards...?
But seriously though....
But what if...
By the looks of it, I doubt she nose what she's doing
Calorie counter encountered on Amazon
Can someone who speaks Spanish help me translate this?
Can't argue with that
Can't be more accurate after Thanksgiving break.
Can't blame the guy
Can't place the building here
Can't stump Margot Robbie
Carol, I fucking loved you so much.
Cartoon Network is trash for letting this shit happen.
Cat or a Dog?
Caught my Shrimps in the middle of a meeting this morning
Caught this little shit trying to evolve. Threw him right back in the water.
Chart to help determine your risk of a bear attack:
Chia pet: Expectation Vs. Reality
Chill out Kathleen
Chowder was a great show
Christmas Tree? I prefer something special
Christmas came early...
Christmas card from my asshole younger brother
Christmas decorations done right
Christmas tree for cat owners
Christopher Lee how we miss you.
Classic Buster Keaton.
Clever decoration idea found at Aquarium Barcelona.
Cocaine is one hell of a drug
College student tries to take advantage of the first snow next to a dorm.
Competition without a winner
Contractor gets in the cabinet he just built to prove its sturdiness
Coolest Secret Santa gift ever
Cop beats black man in New York.
Coriander is what?
Couple rock climbing together
Cowboys vs. Indians
Curling your mate
Cut a lemon in half and place it under turkey skin to lighten the mood this Thanksgiving
Dad found this today at work
Dad schools son on Incognito Mode
Dad vs Social Media
David Blaine after a magic trick.
Day 14 at my parents house and they still haven't noticed
Dear CVS, thank you for giving me a 3 foot long receipt when I bought some TicTacs. It was the inspiration for my Halloween costume.
Definitely gotta add it to my must-read list.
Dickbutt has made it to the big time!
Dillard's is going all out this year!
Disappointed Generic Brand Cat
Do theyt work for childs rooms?
Do you even accessorize bro?
Do you ever say something and instantly regret it?
Do you want fries with that?
Dodging life's bullshit like...
Does anyone know what kind of hummingbird this is?
Doggo does the tired
Doggystyle Female POV
Dogs are man's best friend.
Don't let your dreams be dreams
Don't think they know how graphs work
Don't want to be that guy
Don't we all, Peter?
Draw a line to the correct answer.
Dress up like 'dominoes' they said...
Dude makes a good point
Due to all the health hazards surrounding the Rio Olympics, I figured they could use a new logo. [OC]
Due to recent events, I made a new logo for reddit
Earthquake Detection Kit
Easily the best book donation I've ever received
Easy now, Galileo
Elmo died for our sins
Elmo, sticking it to the man
Eminem still savage af
Employees Must Wash Hands
English class explained.
Entertaining an orangutan
Europe vs Usa
Even though he's blind, he still loves staring out the window
Ever been caught fapping?
Ever fuck up so bad you had to mop up rain?
Every kid in the neighborhood wants to convert
Every pub in the U.K.
Facebook tagging gone wrong
Fake it if you can't make it
Family Planning Advice
Fedex, thanks for getting these to me safe and intact.
Fighting the good fight.
Finally figured out who I'm voting for this election.
Finally, a bathroom for me and my magnum dong.
Firefighters are fed up with you
Fish swimming in water cooler prank.
Fixing a toilet leak. I took 2 trips to Home Depot, worked with a hernia, had a pain in the ass time putting the wax ring and screws on...only to install the toilet and forgetting about the door. I'm an idiot.
Following the news about water on Mars...
Foolin' a father.
For my last day of work at the pet store, I made myself Employee of the Month
Forgot I had a dentist appointment and didn't have time to change. They think I am crazy in the waiting room.
Found at local Costco
Found in a Crocery Store
Found the guy from your math problems
Found this gem at my local thrift store
Found this great deal
Fourth largest religion
Free loads and spends money on tobacco instead of food
Friend switched on the lights in his hotel room and looked up
From my brother. He's a funeral director.
Fuck your dreams kid
Full time teacher, part time roller
Fully commit, or eat shit...
Funny translation error in Panama
GF works repairing jewellery. She found this when she managed to open the locket.
Galaxy Note incoming
Game of Thrones realism
Gee, thanks, Grandma...
German shepherd? I think we adopted a kangaroo.
Getting a jump start on that new years resolution
Girlfriend's professor started off his exam right.
Give the people what they want
Giving up made it worse
Global warming solved.
God Vs Satan: Fossils
God dammit Trebek!
Going to Hell
Google knows what I am talking about
Googles future plans
Googly Eyes Sure Do Amplify Character Expressions
Gotta love some classic Gary Larson
Grand Tour sweaters
Grandma sent me this in the mail. Slowest picture message ever.
Guy Standing sitting
Gym, expectations vs reality
HAHA. A girl I went to High school with tried taking a cute 'when in Rome' photo. This was her result.
Happy Columbus Day
Happy Fucking Turkey Day, reddit!
Happy Hour Playset
Happy March 31st!
Happy Thanksgiving, from Zach Braff's family to yours
Has science gone too far?
Have I found the meaning of true love?
Have a metal Christmas
Haven't seen my roommate in 5 days. I came back to this on my door today
Having a tall girlfriend
Having just learned how to drive manual, this is what every uphill feels like to me
He color coordinates his shirt and drink everyday
He grew up!
He looks so proud
He sees when you've been drinking, he knows when you're .08
He's got my vote
He's the mayor this city needs!
Hello? Yes hello this is Derp
Helpful instructions are always appreciated.
Here's an old picture I found of my grandfather. He was in the Navy.
Hey Do My Feet Stink ?
Hey, what's that text on your shirt?
Hi sir! How can I help you?
Highschool bathrooms never disappoint
Hold up, the screw fell out
Holiday greeting from long ago and far, far away.
Home Alone in real life
Hoping my mother plays an 'S'.
How London deals with ghosts
How To Build A Snowman
How could i be mad after this?
How dinosaurs evolved according to an ancient Chinese scripture
How kid's shirts should be
How the British as seen by Americans and Europeans
How the Subway Works
How the new Instagram logo was made
How the world thinks Americans go to sleep.
How to calm down samuel l. jackson
How to draw Mickey Mouse
How to handle life's problems
How to keep your files safe
How to play with your kids Vol 1
How to properly present the newborn to the world
How to take the last donut
How to troll hundreds of people daily with almost no effort
How to wake drunk people up.
I Am Very Curious About This
I Made my own Christmas Card this year....
I Ordered Cards Against Humanity's 5th Expansion or at least I thought.
I accidentally searched 'Corgi Ship' instead of 'Cargo Ship'
I agree with Dylan
I am lucky to have a Korean mother, otherwise I would be so dirty.
I am thankful no one blew my turkey's head off with a shotgun.
I am the person from your 3rd grade math word problems.
I can assure you...
I can dream, can't I?
I can't believe nobody showed up to class today
I could never game because of my toddler son so I finally bought a play pen.
I couldn't stop giggling at her new 'flower' dress.
I don'know why, but I vinylized that guy's digitized image of that guy's shitty Charmander tattoo
I don't see many holiday themed condom ads so I decided to make one.
I don't think fluffy wanted to be in the family photo...
I don't think my mom understands how her rice cooker works
I enjoyed my daughter's first Disney ride more than she did.
I feel like Windows mistakenly did something horrible to my files, and then managed to fix them while in a panic.
I feel so betrayed.
I found this at my local supermarket
I googled 'fat starfish' I wasn't dissapointed.
I got a timed feeder for my cat to try to help him lose weight. He sleeps like this now.
I got to hug Willem Dafoe at my graduation. Now this exists.
I guess State farm covers stupid too.
I hate it when my money gets all mixed up like this
I have my doubts...
I just quit my job the best way I know how.
I made a slight adjustment to my sister's Christmas photos
I made this for any NYC restaurant owner to use. :)
I mean I always thought he was a good boy but jeez
I mean, whatever's comfortable...
I present to you the official friend zone logo.
I pushed my dog out of the seat so I could sleep during a road-trip, my wife took this picture while I slept.
I put this in the drain at the front of my house
I received a birthday card. Thanks 'grampa'
I replaced a picture of my sister with one of Vladimir Putin before my family came over for Christmas, they haven't noticed yet.
I see your dad enjoying the the ride, and raise you three terrified daughters.
I should buy 10 then!
I think Amazon has it out for me...
I think I found my new condom brand.
I thought it was pretty long
I thought this was a singular magnet...
I thought you were gay
I told her she could stay for a couple days and I find this in my shower.
I too desire a standing desk...
I try to capture the essence of raising two boys in our Christmas cards. Here is my 2016 card.
I waited 13 years for this moment.
I was the king of the world..
I wasn't shocked when a picture of me made it to the boat's website. I mean look at my amazing body and my fish shorts are awesome.
I went to see that cat statue in Istanbul
I will not fight the future
I wish I was as close with my mom as Dave Grohl is with his.
I wore this custom shirt during my wife's labor. Wife was not amused. [OC]
I work for a rocket engineering company and this was on the back of an engineer's time sheet. Think he is in the wrong career!
I work for a trucking company and this was written on the back of a drivers time sheet. Think he is in the wrong career!
I work in IT, finding this in the server room made my day!
I'll grow old and fat with you
I'll have to come back to this one
I'm 34 and this is why I'm looking forward to autumn
I'm Going to Kill You
I'm a motherfucking starboy
I'm hoping my Sgt doesn't notice
I'm not a fan of my new name badge
I'm not in fighting shape but this should be no problem.
I'm sure this guy is secretly a moderator somewhere on reddit
I've been a vegan for one week...Is this normal?
I've been asking for years and they finally delivered!
I've waited so long for this moment
If I had money I would so do this!
If Taylor Swift's album '1989' had came out in 1989
If Titanic happened today
If heaven exists
If it was not for this gate, I'd kill you.
Im trying to quit smoking. My girlfriend offered a blowjob anytime I feel I need a smoke.
Important questions deserve detailed answers...
In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall
In case you didn't know
In case you ever feel lonely
In fairness, that is what I said.
In high school my friend got two pictures in the yearbook by pretending to be his own twin brother.
In light of Mad Max's Oscar Wins..
Insert title here.
Introvert at its finest
Iron Maiden came to Munich for refueling purposes
Is the mask muffling my voice?
Is this guy wearing a Starfleet dress?
It took me a few tries
It turns out I'm less attractive than a tent.
It's 2016 so nothing surprises me any more
It's a Christmas miracle!
It's almost flannel season
It's funny how a space mission is cheaper than a movie
It's that Cold in Chicago
It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
It's the small things that make being a parent so rewarding
Its a terrible show
Its not alcoholism, its activism
Jack White looks like Michael Cera dressed up as Johnny Depp for Halloween
Jack and Coke
Japan is getting fucked in the Women's World Cup so hard that this is what they see when they turn on the TV
Jesus, get out of the way!
Jinkies! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
John Cena feeling mildly disrespected
Jon Snow does knows how to deal with cops.
Jon Stewart responds in the only logical way
Jonah Hill refuses to sign autographs. Instead, he hands out this business card
Just a cat falling off a table
Just a massive penguin battle
Just another brick
Just another day in Vietnam
Just because it would probably piss North Korea off (repost)
Just like that
Just re-arranged my friend's DVD collection. How long before he notices?
Just working that Nein to Five
Kansas City fire department saves Kansas City police department from elevator.
Katie Ledecky still waiting for others to finish
Keep arms and legs inside the rollercoaster
Keep it classy 'murca
Keep me updated!
Keeping the dying art of calligraphy alive
Kelso's math checks out.
Kicked my mooch SO to the curb and he left me this great new artwork! (x-post)
Kids are hilarious!
Kids these days
Kindergarten vs Senior year
Knew it wouldnt be too long till i find a lost apple connector thing on the street.
Larry David takes his daughter to tour every Civil War battlefield
Last night my dog graduated from a beginner obedience class. This morning we found her certificate like this.
Last week I made a joke about my coworker being old (he's about 12 years older than me), today he came in to work with this
Lazy or intelligent?
Leaked footage of the fight scene between spiderman and antman
Leave the Upside-down alone
Lego de Triomphe
Let me Fly
Let me love you!
Let's be honest here...
Let's be real. Denver was founded when a bunch of settlers already worn out after crossing the plains saw the Rocky Mountains and said 'Fuck that, I quit.'
Let's go for a run with the iPhone7
Let's play a little game.
Level up them skills
Life was simple back then
Local Delis Kids menu
Local doggie daycare learned a valuable lesson about leaving a Roomba in the reception area.
Local elementary school is taking submissions on their name change
Locate the mothership.
Look What I Just Found
Look at the clouds!
Look! They started making teenage mannequins
Looking for a mattress protector and came across this review...
Looks like he's still pretty upset about the failure of his theme park...
Looks like somebody's mom ran into a friend at the supermarket.
Looks like this horse did something really wrong
Low IQ & A
Lowcost Cosplay reaches a new high!
LulaRoe strikes again with the random placement of Santa's hand.
Luxo the Pixar Lamp
MIRROR: THANKS HUMAN........
Macy's parade taking an dirty turn.
Make it rain
Making mom proud, one lumberjack photo at a time.
Marshmallow doesn't want to live on this planet anymore.
Master Splinter spotted
Match the relatives
Math for Non-Asians (Fake Book Covers on the Subway PART TWO)
Maybe I've misjudged this show.
Maybe it will work?
Me and Kylie Jenner are basically twins...
Me participating in group projects
Meanwhile at FIFA Headquarters
Meanwhile in Colorado..
Mechanically impossible yet accurate
Merry Christmas. Reddit. No shit, I really mean it.
Merry christmas family face swap
Mexican Space Program.
Millennials be like...
Modern Britain in a nutshell
Modern Home Alone
Monty Python ahead of their time
Morty you got - you gotta play the drums, Morty you gotta *burp* you gotta play em and march with the rest of the guys Morty
Mosquito: That Russian Athlete Tasted Funny!
Mr. Burns is a good motivator.
Music festival in 90 degree weather wouldn't allow venders to sell beverages...
My 3 year old nephew asked if Grandma Bear was talking on Skype.
My 6 yr old son had been asking me over and over, 'Do you need to go to the bathroom?' and I just found out why.
My 8 year old just came to the realization that since we allowed him to get an adult meal he doesn't get the free ice cream that comes with the kid's meals. Welcome to the real world kid.
My Christmas Card this year. I've been single my whole life.
My English teacher has this posted outside her office
My Grandma made this for me and insisted I post it on Reddit...Happy Turkey Hat Day from my Grandma and I.
My Nana asked me to fix her phone because 'the outside clock is always showing the wrong time.'
My University made a funny.
My boyfriend had cookies delivered to me while I was studying
My brother got his bike stolen in front of the building where he lives and wanted to take a look at the cameras. Here is the mail conversation
My brother graduated from online school
My brother turned his head during a panoramic shot.
My brother's camp requires the kids write a letter home after the first week
My brother's in the wine business. At tastings if he encounters insufferable wine snobs, this is his go-to move to confuse them
My brother's new shirt
My buddy jokingly decided to get a henna tattoo of a mustache while at the beach. The foreign worker didn't understand what he was saying, so she asked him to write down what he wanted. This was the result.
My city's sustainability program put out a new flyer for the season.
My co-worker told me I had no holiday spirit so I wrapped him a gift.
My cousin said my cat kind of looks like Ron Perlman
My coworker decided he wanted a standing desk
My dad thought 2-year-old me was strong enough to hang from the curtain rod while he takes a picture
My daughter got the mail today (it's Sunday), apparently they have another week off school.
My daughter is so considerate
My daughter's hair...she's 12 weeks old
My dog won't go camping with me anymore.
My friend decided to cover up the tattoo of his ex wife!
My friend got a new number but my phone seems super suspicious of her.
My friend had a medieval themed wedding and her grandpa showed up like this.
My friend is in her 20s and entered this because there was no age limit.
My friend sent me an interesting Christmas card. I'm Jewish...
My friend's daughter had 'crazy hair day' at school today.
My friend's office has been in a post-it war with the neighbors...and yesterday, the neighbors won.
My future is looking great!
My girlfriend broke her foot 10 minutes in to her graduation photo shoot
My girlfriend creatively rearranged her parents wall quote after the dog destroyed her shoes
My girlfriend finished putting up her Christmas tree.
My girlfriend just sent me this image and asked 'is this a HDMI cabel?'
My hotel spent thousands on 25 pin iPhone docks just before Apple switched to lighting ports. A few months ago they finally retrofitted them all with these:
My husband tried cutting his hair by himself
My ice maker works. So I got that goin for me which is ice
My initials are E.D, I've been signing with a dick my whole life
My kind of workout!
My local airport added a new display to mimic the inside of a plane. They chose an underwater scene as the background. How reassuring...
My local news channel doesn't know how bar graphs work
My mail order bride costume!!!
My mom keeps asking for grandchildren like she doesn't already have Tina here. Rude.
My mom put me in charge of the Thanksgiving centerpiece this year.
My mother in law just left after a week long visit. This arrived at work today.
My mother knitted my grandma's chicken a sweater... welcome to Missouri.
My newly-wed friend left this for his wife
My niece is in 5th grade and got her first love note. This 5th grader has more game than I'll ever have.
My office is a fun place
My parents made my wife a stocking for Christmas.
My plus sized cat having trouble with his new cat tree
My pregnant wife sent this to me at 2:12am this morning. I'm going to guess that my snoring was quite bad last night.
My professors desktop before our final exam
My respect, sir!
My sister has had enough of washing dishes!
My sister in law asked the balloon guy for a beer...
My sister is a very dark person
My sister is in Australia, so we made a 'Planet Sandwich'
My son and his cat, hanging out, watching Avatar.
My son is upset. I got him a card.
My tribute to the death of two greats. Harambe and the 3.5mm Jack #JacksOutForHarambe
My uber driver picked me up from the airport in 5 minutes, which is insane considering he drove all the way from 2002.
My uncle came to America only once in his life. Here he is in Chicago on the 4th of July.
My university library, ladies and gentlemen.
My wife asked for a Coach bag for her birthday. Let's just say she's pretty happy today.
My wife works in pharmacy and I'm immature
My young niece and I send each other funny cards in the mail sometimes. Her latest one really cut me deep.
MyFitnessPal just gave up on me...
Nailed it... all the way back in '97
Name an animal whose eggs you'd probably never eat for breakfast.
Nativity scene finished
Naughty, nice, and...
Netflix and chill is overrated
Netflix glitches are the best
Netflix's ironic timing
Nic Cage looks like he's shooting a movie even when hes just taking a walk
Nice try, Iceland.
No Diggity is the answer; however, I've found a fair amount of diggity to be acceptable.
No Senior Discount!
No need for an accountant
No one at work has taken responsibility for decorating the Christmas tree, for the last week it has been propped up in its box waiting. Today, I stepped up to the plate.
No sugar coating these discharge instructions
No! Uncle Ben!
Not a single time
Not all heroes wear capes..
Not sure if this is racist
Not the hero we want, but the hero we need
Not the usual Chatroulette.
Not with that attitude!
Now show me the money,,,
Now that's a nice feature
OMG Panda Tree
OMG! HUMAN! You're h-oh-fuck-ow-fuck-ow-ow-oomph home!
Odd one out!
Oh Utah, you have the best signs!
Oh hi guys. I think it's time for me to come in now. I mean like really, really NOW!
Oh how the tables have turned
Oh thanks Google
Oh yeah? My swag peaked in 1987!
Ok, thanks Google.
On my last day of working nights I got everyone pizza... The gangs all here!
On the way to Bethlehem..
On vacation in California with my best friend and took a picture with perfect timing
One and the same
One of many brilliant one liners from the show Community.
One of my favorite Louie scenes
One of my more elderly customers gave me this because he 'knows that I love technology.'
One of the hottest women
One of the very best teaching reviews I have ever read.
Only at Michaels
Opened my Jones rootbeer to read this on the inside of the cap....
Origin of the eastern dragon painting
Our City is proud to have the World's largest TeePee. Someone vandalised the sign last night...
Our refrigerator died, the next morning my 11 y.o. told me check the fridge the milk went bad..this is what i found.
Our special boy Knut having a special moment during Christmas photos
Overcrowding in British Prisons.
Overhearing people in work talking about the new diet they're trying always reminds me of this.
Parker I want that picture of Spiderman on my desk by noon!
Passive aggression level : Office
Patton Oswald's post emmy celebration.
Paul McCartney's new album title could be a bit catchier
Paul Rudd's son is skeptical
Paying rent the day after payday
People are starting to comment on how late I stay at the office.
People in the parking lot at Wal-Mart.
People that have a reddit account but never post or comment
Photo my deer took today. Mom slipping on ice.
Photo my mom took today. Deer slipping on ice
Photograph your head. Print. Turn into a helmet. Ride like a giant-headed God among mere normal head-sized mortals.
Photographer fell down while taking a wedding picture, here's the picture he ended up taking.
Picking a fight with my wife
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Playing Pokémon 2016
Pranks like this are actually funny.
Pretty accurate depiction of society.
Prince William on a stag night
Pro hide and seek
Professor pranks students
Proper way to fight a Unicorn
Protests in Colorado today.
Public Affection Etiquette 101
Putting a woman on a dollar bill
Putting money in the wallet is a very hard thing
Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction dad joke
RIP, Sweet Prince
Ready to get hammered?
Remember . . .
Robin Williams had no chill
Roomba, the NOPE of dog world
Rupert Grint and Alan Rickman
Russian workers excavating.
Ruthless parking attendant
Ryan Reynolds, everybody
Santa wrapped them
Save money by using the same actor!
Saw this in a parking garage
Saw this in my newsfeed, good guy domino's.
Say hello to dick face
Scientific Method is there for a reason
Scumbag level: 100
Sea Gulls are c*nts
Seems like a normal dog to me
Self Control is strong in this one
Selfie of a Hottie
Settings done right
Shark romance isn't easy
Shark stubbed its toe on a coral reef.
She's a retriever, not a genius.
Should've known it before
Show me Your happy face
Sign at my local chemist
Simon Cowell's Dad?
Simpsons with new twist on 'dad joke'
Sitting in my immunology class when...
Slight improvement in Wikipedia picture caption
Smog couldn't stop Chinese Tai Chi master from his morning routine
Smoke wheat get good
Snow days in the car business
Snow monster outside my house wants me to come out and play
So I was trying out the plot twist generator...
So Snapchat face swap works on imaginary faces too
So far they suspect nothing.
So he did.
So much disappointment
So much for 'Equality'.
So my kid has now realized the full potential of the little recliner we got him.
So pretty...oh, Kim looks okay, I suppose.
So this happened..
So today my nana showed me some of her favorite websites
So we went to the roller derby last night. Everyone else's name was like Smash-Her or Bruise-Her...
So you think your area is rough?
So, do you play any instruments?
Solid work there Google...
Some good advice I found in a bathroom
Some kids are just great
Some kids note got confescated and the teacher started giggling
Some of community's best
Somebody wore chainmail to their school photo
Someone asked me to draw a competition where there is no winner. This is my answer.
Someone has a good sense of humor :p
Someone is trying to summon a janitor
Someone made 50 cent's tweet into a poster
Someone on Twitter pointed out to Amy Schumer that she looks like the woman from American Gothic. Her and JK Simmons quickly responded with a photo.
Someone scratched a gay slur into my buddy and his boyfriends door, their response is priceless
Someone told me I should share this picture of my cat.
Sometimes the world needs a Hero...
Sorry I hit your car...
Sorting paperwork, wife asked if I still needed my guitar sheet music
South park getting it right
Speaker of Lebanese parliament trolling his wife
Spider-Man in Kansas
Spotted during the second inning of the Jays-Yankees game today (found on -r-baseball)
Spotted on a very old car.
Spotted this one today
Spray tan tears won't go away
Starbucks has gone too far!
Stephen Colbert is getting pretty snarky.
Stephen Hawking is a genius
Steve Martin on stand-up
Sticker that came on my truck..
Still getting my money's worth
Suicide Squad - Extended Cut
Tall lives matter
Taylor Swifts Bodyguard
Thank God 2016 is almost over. There's no way 2017 could be any wor-
Thank god I get paid for this...
Thanks Reddit almost gave my card to this guy, thought he was a legit atm!
Thanks Reddit, juggled the ATM and found a false screen with a man inside trying to write down debit cards!
Thanks for the discreet packaging guys
Thanks for the heads up trucker bro
Thanks, Reddit! I jiggled the ATM a little and found the scammer system inside! Thank god I've been seeing people post about scammer systems!
That one user who leaves a comment and upvotes your post in new
That time of year again!?
That's a pretty big difference
That's how friends keep you grounded, John Boyega.
That's what I say.
The 'New Normal' American Dream
The 'red eye reduction' feature on the iPhone does wonders!
The 90's were an odd time
The Alpacalypse has Begun
The Best Picture Ever Created
The Black Death
The Curious Case of Spiderman
The Lion King did it first
The Mayans predicted LiL Wayne
The Norwegian King messing with his queen
The Obesity Epidemic in America
The Opposite of a Problem
The Perfect Party Decoration
The Purge: Canada
The Simpsons gets it.
The UK Top 40 looks like it's arguing with itself
The Windows 10 Maps app can apparently look into the future
The age old question.
The bank job
The before picture
The best customer answer on Amazon
The best faceswap
The best kind of customer support
The best language barrier story
The best mime I've ever seen
The big question of the commonwealth games.
The boss gave us Friday off
The chemical composition of a latina orgasm
The circle of love
The college student struggle is real...
The dark side is strong in this one
The difference between Fox and CNN
The difference between being 20 and 40.
The difference between girls and boys
The dry-cleaner on Friends has another job
The existential crisis is real
The face of happiness.
The face of realization
The fifties were a simpler time...
The flintstones celebrated Christmas before the birth of Jesus Christ.
The government trying to seize Pirate Bay
The land of opportunity
The life we all want.
The logo for my home town's baseball team is a hot dog vendor... riding an ostrich.... Lord help us.
The logo for this paper company looks like Dick Butt's more successful brother.
The lord cometh and the lord skateth away!
The magician's back...
The many faces of cars
The metric system vs. imperial
The most honest 'do not enter' sign of all time.
The most important thing we all learned today
The most incredible billboard collaboration I've ever seen.
The most-best 80s moment
The office Keurig might be possessed.
The old cat doesn't trust the new cat.
The older I get, the more I understand grandpa Lou.
The only person we should be focused on bringing home for the holidays...
The optimism is overwhelming.
The perfect gift for the angry grammar nerd in your life
The picture tells the whole story, really.
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption (in Hebrew) 'call the security'.
The pup holder.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
The real star of the Super Bowl.
The reason why you never seen Miley Cyrus and Justin Beiber in the same room together
The right font makes a difference.
The saddest book ever published
The shit they make me do...
The situation at my friends apartment right now.
The things you see in my hometown.
The truest diagram
The vent in my hotel shower doesn't seem to be working
The vet said to get him a tag.
The world isn't quite ready for Apple's wireless vision
There is no Wendy. Only Zuul.
There's always another side to all stories
There's only one guy who works in my office so we changed the men's bathroom sign
There's two types of horses in the stable
There's two types of kids on the first day of school..
These face-swapping apps are the most fun in museums
They know the truth.
They needed a photo of me for my employee spotlight at work (x post r-aww)
They said it couldn't be done...
They were right about the water pollution in the Olympics . I photographed this turd floating in a place of competition in Rio de Janeiro .
Things I hate
This 18 year old Futurama joke.
This IKEA instruction step tells me to throw out an included piece
This Norwegian jacket...
This Year's Seniors Never Knew About This Tragedy
This baby elephant getting into a tub is my spirit animal
This car outside my hotel
This cat can't be surprised by anything
This couch just appeared at work. I think my company might be changing focus.
This defines a whole generation
This girl at the Pirates-Dodgers game spent 10 minutes taking the perfect picture of her French fries then spent another 20 minutes browsing pictures of French fries.
This gorilla looks like he wants pictures of Spiderman on his desk by noon
This guy can't be serious.
This guy is doing it right.
This guy just walked into my meeting at work
This guy was dressed as Katy Perry's shark in a party an this is him kissing a girl.
This guys cosplay.
This haircut wasn't well done
This is Accurate [Fixed]
This is going to be an intense race
This is how I hang my Mike Wizowski Christmas ornament
This is how my wife decided to unpack her new cable
This is how you prank.
This is what AirPods look like from the front...
This is what happens when nice countries fight!
This is what happens when the weather computer fails during my local news
This is why punctuation is important.
This is why you don't cut lines.
This kid nailed it...
This movie seems really dark
This office worker really like Christmas
This old woman uses a marionette of herself to feed squirrels in the park
This older generation....always on their phones *shakes head*
This sneaky bastard scared the shit out of me.
This strip club does this every year.
This tactic for pooping was new to me.
This toddler loves the ads for a local personal injury lawyer so much, his mom made it his birthday party theme.
This... So evil.
Those dam jobs
Though historically accurate, I am not sure the Cowboys crushing the Red Skins on Thanksgiving is appropriate.
Thought this was beautiful
Thug life level- Crow
Time to bust em out today.
Times are tough
To be great...one must learn from the greats!!
To my wife and my children....
To whoever put these reflective eyes on the tree, fuck you !!
Today I found out how to remotely control my high school student's computers and how to send them messages when they're not doing the right thing
Today is Canada Day. Here's to the best neighbor any country has ever had.
Told amazon customer support that I was in a hurry because my son was ready for bed. Then it got weird.
Tom Hanks with a swing and a miss.
Total humiliation complete
Toy Story: The Film - coming soon
Tried to take a picture of the beautiful landscape, got this instead
Truck-eating bridge in my hometown claims yet another victim
Two bears in a serious meeting
Two types of people in the winter
Unique just like everybody else
Usually the student is the one making excuses
Vanilla Ice has let himself go...
Visual Effects have come a long way
WTF Moment in the Library today
WW2 vet doesn't understand why everyone is moaning about the war.
Waiting for me at home.
Walking in to Costco
Wanna hang later?
Want some peanuts?
Was cooking pasta when suddenly cookie monster
Was looking at a hoodie I bought two years ago and just now realized that this is on the inside. Makes me love the hoodie even more.
Was trying to figure out why the bottom part of my Christmas tree wasn't fitting. Then I saw this note I wrote to myself exactly one year ago.
Watching Movies with Sub-Titles
Water served at a security conference in NZ
We are fabolous
We meet again, truck san.
We need more people like this guy
We put this on our closet door in IT because people kept trying to leave through it.
We're the graduating class of Peninsula High this year. They told me I could make the t-shirts. Look what just arrived.
Welcome to 2014
Welcome to the real world Harry
Welcome... to HELL!
Well that escalated quickly.
Well, he's not wrong..
Well, uh... I guess that's a good motto
Welp, guess that answers THAT question...
Went to a white elephant party last night. As I predicted, the group fought fiercely over kitchen wares. Today, I wait for news of the discovery...
What I imagine happened whenever I see one of those 'My door is filled with snow' pics
What Math We Should Teach
What a life
What a national tragedy looks like after 100 years
What happened to him?!
What happens when your mum talks on the phone too much...
What it's like being a woman
What it's like working in retail
What my 2 year old daughter chose for her Halloween costume.
What would you do?
What's my purpose?
When Dad's in charge of the family Christmas card...(xpost)
When I lose something my wife always has me retrace my steps. I thought it would make a funny cartoon. Hope you like it.
When Mace Windu Lends a Hand
When Only The Female Cyborgs Get Love...
When You Grow Up With Black Santa...
When You Win the Lottery but You're a Redneck
When a friend sends you a packet.
When a girl finally decides to tell you what's wrong.
When cartoons hit home..
When face swap goes horribly right.
When girls upload pictures like this, they gets thousands of likes, but when I do.. everyone loses their minds
When my daughter asks why she can't wear things she thinks are 'cool', I show her this photo from my freshmen year in highschool.
When people ask why I don't want to have kids, this is the picture I show them.
When the temporary Frozen tattoo disintegrates, artistic dads improvise.
When you are in a gingerbread house competition and it doesn't work out, so you have to improvise.
When you ask for a golden retriever for your birthday and your boyfriend gets you this...
When you ask your dog what they're eating and they keep chewing
When you get told you can only use one side of piece of paper to write formulas for the final
When you have no life experiences or achievements
When you ride the Subway in Toronto. You never know what urine for.
When you stealth install windows 98 while your friend is sleeping
When you trying to take a sexy pic but some b*tch in the other mirror beats you to it
When you're asked to dance in a commercial but don't know any moves
When you're high af in public and the police walk
When you're walking in the park and an animal has a side quest for you.
When you've gone out to eat but a table near you is being hella loud
When your CAT wants belly rubs
When your Christmas outfit looks like a Starfleet uniform
When your religious parents praise you for being devout, but don't pay enough attention to tell you're actually just a nerd.
Which websites has this Islamic cleric been browsing? (This is real, btw)
Who is it ?
Who wore it better?
Who's the real victim?
Whoever put those eyes in the tree: Fuck you!
Why I Can't Be a Math Teacher
Why do men lie?
Why nobody takes baby boomer seriously
Willie Nelson got pulled over today
Wisdom vs. Knowledge
With all of the protesting going on, finally one I can support.
Working in IT Support. My new wallpaper
Worst. Action figure. Ever.
Wow! That's a big blunt.
Xmas on a budget
YOUR FUCKING PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED
Yall got any more of them slutty halloween costumes?
Yea ladies, don't blame the whipped cream.
Yeah, I'd probably super like this guy
Year No. 4 at my wife's family reunion.
Yesterday was my dad's 35th anniversary at his job. His coworkers got him this.
You are the boss.
You can just buy these signs on Amazon and stick them anywhere
You caused this mess, you clean it up.
You got this!
You guys asked: me standing in my mail order bride costume
You know it's love
You know what I call guys like you?
You may be a hipster.... but you'll never be a girl spinning yarn in a BMW dealership
You may go no deeper
You mother fuckers
You shut your whore mouth, watch
You think that guy is clever?
You're a sociopath, Kelley.
You're gonna need a bigger pokeball
You're welcome mate
ZZ Top just posted this on Facebook
a christmas carol
an important achievement in Zootopia
another low cost cosplay
can you not wear that in here?
can't hang man
chatroulette brings people together
code name: big red
console gamer problems
custodian not to be fucked with
ehhh, psssst, wanna buy some drugs
finally, my cat listened to me
give me all your teeth
helped my friend wrap his girlfriends mountain bike.
here you go, dear
how some animals see the world
in the hospital with pancreatitis, this is the get well soon card and my daughter drew for me.
me going into adulthood like
my girlfriend received a group selfie from a wrong number, so we quickly sent one back.
not sure it's the right subreddit
she knows how to handle it
tax it, regulate it
the end of racism!
the future of grocery carts
these plates are color coded
this cartoon of mine gets reposted every fall. Guess I'll repost it this year.
what BBQs are like when you're 30, single and male
win when ?
you're never around when I need you
“It just works.” - Apple
★☆☆☆☆ Bad product